Wednesday, May 20, 2009

On a serious note

You are fucken monsters ... you have been caught with nowhere to fucken go. You walked into and out of that courtroom with your shirt over your head in shame -- you CLEARLY know what happened. Tell them where that little girl is, you have nothing to gain and nothing to lose at this point. You are already being arraigned for murder, there is no punishment worse than what you are going to get. Let that little girl rest in peace and tell her family where she is.

Sometimes, I am sickened by what humans are capable of doing. Today is a bittersweet day for Southwestern Ontario.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

I've made a few life changing decisions recently:

1. I cut my cowlick into bangs.
2. I will be pursuing a new education in Art History
3. I am never having children.

1. Since I decided to be a hero and go for a trendier "banged" look, I now have to wake up every morning to my stupid fucking cowlick sticking straight up and making look like an ultra douche. Thank God I have a boyfriend who looks worse than me in the morning and I don't have to put up with one night stands resulting in after morning regret.

2. I did the physics/math thing and realized that although I enjoyed learning about the world of science and numbers -- I am not a right fit for the professional world of physics and math. So I actually sat down with one of those life counselors and came to the conclusion that I should be pursuing a career as an art historian or pastry chef. Since I am a lazy ass and refuse to build a portfolio of cakes and confections made by me, I am hoping a BSc. in Physics is good enough to get me into an undergraduate program in art history. Wish me luck.

3. No one wants to fuck an overworked university student with unruly bangs.