I've made a few life changing decisions recently:

1. I cut my cowlick into bangs.
2. I will be pursuing a new education in Art History
3. I am never having children.

1. Since I decided to be a hero and go for a trendier "banged" look, I now have to wake up every morning to my stupid fucking cowlick sticking straight up and making look like an ultra douche. Thank God I have a boyfriend who looks worse than me in the morning and I don't have to put up with one night stands resulting in after morning regret.

2. I did the physics/math thing and realized that although I enjoyed learning about the world of science and numbers -- I am not a right fit for the professional world of physics and math. So I actually sat down with one of those life counselors and came to the conclusion that I should be pursuing a career as an art historian or pastry chef. Since I am a lazy ass and refuse to build a portfolio of cakes and confections made by me, I am hoping a BSc. in Physics is good enough to get me into an undergraduate program in art history. Wish me luck.

3. No one wants to fuck an overworked university student with unruly bangs.