So just earned my Facebook photo creeper badge by looking through my younger cousin's friend's boyfriend's sister's (for serious) photo album of all of them on a night out.

Seeing all those cute young ladies (ages range from 18-20) looking fine as hell in their going out gear made me have a mild panic attack. Flashes of BF leaving me for a hot young thing was enough for me to close Safari right down, instead of safely clicking onto the 'profile' button to take me to a happier place.

Twenty something in closing in on me and I already feel like I need a visit to the plastic surgeon to tweak some things on me. Bigger boobs always get the job done.

How sad is it that I am already worrying about younger, hotter women coming in throngs to toss me off my throne.