Overheard in New York:

Chick, screaming into cell: What a bitch! I swear, it's getting harder and harder to fuck your co-worker and get away without people finding out!

-- JFK

Been listening to a lot of crappy Beatles songs (sorry, but you know most of their shit was shit except for Abbey Road and the White Album). Not sure why. Anyway, many apologies for yesterday's sad and pathetic entry. Hormones, lady problems ... you know, the norm. I miraculously shrunk from a size 4 to 0 in less than 24 hours. Hmm, I guess bulimia and sea level altitudes are a skinny girl's best friend.

Has anyone ever actually tested out a Bounty paper towel? They claim some pretty outrageous things and I think they do it because we, the consuming public, are too disconcerted to rinse, wring, and re use a paper towel. Or perhaps we're not fastidious enough to have standards for our paper towels to care.