Things that piss me off:
People who pronounce Italian "EYE-talian".
Not having Charmin brand toilet paper.
Chocolate stains around the spout of a milk carton of chocolate milk.
Insecure girls that insist that they are not insecure.


I ate about 4 chocolate bars in one sitting today. I got that dry feeling in my mouth but couldn't stop because it was fucken delicious.

You know you're getting old when you go to the suiting section of a men's apparel website to gawk and get mildly turned on by men in Ralph Lauren Purple Label suits.